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hi i'm maria i'm a college student at the university of florida.
tumblr is stupid but why the hell not waste my time here occasionally

THIS MAN IS SNORING SO LOUD I CANT HEAR MYSELF THINK

1 month ago
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1 month ago
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That was my last post in like 2 months which im pretty proud of because I’m finally growing out of/getting sick of tumblr but I’m also drunk and wanted to share so

4 months ago
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spring break starts today and tomorrow i get to go to daytona beach with my friends for a weekend and then monday or tuesday i’m going to disney world with my boyfriend for three days and i am just so excited for everything and my grades are good and i’m taking great steps to go to grad school in psychology and next year will be awesome because my best friends will be here and i just love my life rn

5 months ago
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1 month ago
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I haven’t been on tumblr in like 5 months but I am bored and at work and watching a dude sleep for money and there isn’t enough coffee for me to stay awake until 7am

1 month ago
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Im currently hanging out with 4 guys who love soccer and talking about the English premiere league and the world cup and i’m just thinking about how happy 15 year old me back in world cup 2010 would be if I was part of this conversation  and now I barely know any of the players or what’s new in the world of soccer now

4 months ago
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