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micdotcom:

DiGiorno Pizza proves brands should just really never, ever tweet

On Monday evening, thousands of women across the Internet took to Twitter using the hashtag #WhyIStayed in a sign of solidarity for Janay Palmer, wife of Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice, after a TMZ released a leaked video of Rice knocking Palmer unconscious last February. 

It was a powerful moment of solidarity and support on an Internet often overrun with mankind’s vilest impulses.

Then, this happened.

It’s not delivery it’s disaster | Follow micdotcom

Hey man this shit is fucking funny

3 weeks ago
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kikofficial:


that sentence was wild from start to finish

kikofficial:

that sentence was wild from start to finish

(via unrealbro)

3 weeks ago
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Wide awake & nauseous is getting pretty old every fucking night

1 month ago
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jasperislington:

“CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

jasperislington:

CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN!!

(via benwyattslowcalcalzonezone)

1 month ago
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I remembered that I blogged high last night and looked back on the things I posted and in retrospect they weren’t all that funny but at the time I was practically cackling

3 weeks ago
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misandry-mermaid:

ETA: This is a scene from The House I Live In, a film on the American drug war and its effects on communities of color, education, the class disparity and the prison industrial complex.  I cannot recommend this film highly enough.

(Source: nutnics, via penissauce)

1 month ago
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This is the longest we haven’t spoken since we’ve known each other and I don’t want to have anything to do with you right now but I also want to tell you everything about my day because I miss my best friend

1 month ago
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