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hi i'm maria i'm a college student at the university of florida.
tumblr is stupid but why the hell not waste my time here occasionally

That was my last post in like 2 months which im pretty proud of because I’m finally growing out of/getting sick of tumblr but I’m also drunk and wanted to share so

3 days ago
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spring break starts today and tomorrow i get to go to daytona beach with my friends for a weekend and then monday or tuesday i’m going to disney world with my boyfriend for three days and i am just so excited for everything and my grades are good and i’m taking great steps to go to grad school in psychology and next year will be awesome because my best friends will be here and i just love my life rn

1 month ago
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life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via vanillish)

3 months ago
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Im currently hanging out with 4 guys who love soccer and talking about the English premiere league and the world cup and i’m just thinking about how happy 15 year old me back in world cup 2010 would be if I was part of this conversation  and now I barely know any of the players or what’s new in the world of soccer now

3 days ago
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I’m always so sad when I leave Dallas fuck man I don’t want to be this far away from my parents I feel like such a baby but I hate only seeing them a few times a year

3 months ago
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